About guys

Today I've thought much about strange guys. Some of them are really strange. I’ll describe you three situations which have ONE common thing. 

Situation 1

I asked one guy to borrow his bicycle in Kiev. He is a kind of friend of mine. Here is our conversation

Me: Hi, I’m coming to Kiev this week! Could you possibly give me your bike?

Guy: Sure! You can take my bike and my girlfriend is eating an ice cream at the moment. 

Sorry, where is the logic? What is the relation between a bike and a girl with ice cream?

Situation 2

I worked as  translator, translating several articles for a night club. When I gave the order to the client (a guy) we had a little discussion. Here is our conversation

Me: Anyway the name of this group is too unmoral. It’s better not to translate it))

Guy: Yes, I agree with you. Tonight I’m playing billiard with my girlfriend. 

What is the connection between the translation and a girl playing billiard?

Situation 3

I received a message from a friend (not really a friend, but a guy I know).

-          Hi! How is your job? I’m now in Germany in a business trip and I live here in a hotel with my girlfriend. 

Just no comments. 

My best friend Vasily commented these situations. He told that the cases 1 and 2 are cases when guys are henpecked. They can do nothing without their girlfriends’ permission and they are too proud of themselves. They can’t imagine the life without having a girlfriend.

I think it's perfect when a boy loves much his girlfriend and talks about her, thinks about her all the day. But how to explain the absence of logic? It's impossible to connect a girl and a bike)) 

And the case 3 may be a normal case, but I’m nothing for this guy, he is not even my friend. Why does he tell me about his life? 

I conclude – the guys are strange and we can’t consider logically their behavior.